Cock Envy

To be envious of someone else's cock, often because of no reason.

Can be often mixed up with cockney

Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason

Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?

Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?

Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me

by MonkeyBoots December 27, 2011

Stripper envy

When you come out of the booth from a private lap dance and you chat to your mate about how it was and hear about all the crazy awesome stuff his stripper did and realise how lame you stripper was = stripper envy.

Maaaaaaate how good was that! she was was all over me her breasts up in my face! I gave her a good motorboating and she was loving it! she couldn't keep her hands out my pants! I've got stripper juice all over my trousers!

Daaamn, all mine did was just dance around a bit and told me off when I grabbed her ass, serious stripper envy!!

by m3ntat August 22, 2010

Screenis Envy

Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.

Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.

by Ahren S. May 26, 2006

pannus envy

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.

"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"

by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008

birthday envy

The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.

(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)

Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"

Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)

Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."

by B. Robinson May 25, 2007

mopar envy

Someone envious of the ram/hemi.
someone owning a chevy... like a rock it doesnt move.
or someone who drives a ford...right there the problem is circled aka found on road dead

That guy in the peice of crap chevy has Mopar envy because in 2 more miles he will be asking me to tow his bowtie.

hes got mopar envy.

by Kirstenchase December 4, 2009

cunt envy

when a man is jealous of his wife or girlfriend's relationship with his female colleagues. Usually occurs because said man is afraid that his worlds are colliding and there may be unwanted transfer of information between the females, or that in the course of their innocent conversation over a hot beverage they will end up in bed together. this causes extra confusion for the male as he is torn as to wether he actually likes this idea.

Man 1: I've got to stop my wife having coffee with my suckutary

man 2: why ?
Man 1 : I'm worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian sex.
man 2: you wish don't be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of cunt envy

by crystal1 June 11, 2013