Moist Edgar

A Moist Edgar is the act of taking a shit in the mouth of a man and then using the faeces as eye shadow which results in an emo phase that lasts up to 10 weeks

I just did a fire Moist Edgar

by Ben "Dick Sucker" Tosh April 14, 2023

Edgar

The most unmanly. Some tend to have pink guns. Tend to make the worst decisions(especially with women).They are fat in the heart and always eating. They are obsessed with their exes. Their new girls are always ugly.

EDGAR: I miss my ex Michelle I want her to mommy me!
HIS EX: no.

by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023

Edgar

Basic dude who tries to wife up any chick he meets. Wants to get engaged often but always cheats/gets cheated on

That dude over there is an Edgar straight up.

by Jbsc2390 November 30, 2018

Edgar

He is the thiccest of them all with even thiccer eyebrows. His heart was broke by a Cuban Devil. A bitch.

That nigga Edgar is thicc as fuck my guy.

by Thiccpardoner December 3, 2018

Edgar

We well my Edgar is mysterious but he has hard time showing his true feelings he is the kind of guy to get along with everyone and once you get under his skin he’ll act more protective of you he will s really the best

He’s just Edgar the one I know

by Boring kid December 8, 2018

Edgar

Sometimes a careless jerk if you aren’t good with him . If you on good terms he’s a rude-ish playful guy. He’s flat out honest when he dosent like you. But he’s likely a Dick that can’t win a fight.

“Yo did you see that jerk the other day hittin his girl?”
“Yea he’s an Edgar”

by heart^broken^bitch October 30, 2018

Pulling an Edgar

When you go off the grid for a long period of time.

I haven’t heard from her yet. I think she is pulling an Edgar.

by Eddie Lewis July 24, 2018