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Éden

Éden is when the lights turn on in autumn / winter evenings, and the sky is dark blue, lights are golden

Éden likes the color red

He doesn’t open to others really easily, like, say if he’s not okay or things like that
Éden thinks he’s unloveable but someone definitely fell so hard the first time they saw him

He thinks he’s ugly or idk what but he’s so pretty, so handsome
He is someone you wanna know more and more
Éden texted me first omgg !!
Éden u okay?
by redshoes13 December 8, 2023
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Éden

Éden is when lights turn on in autumn / winter evenings
He doesn’t open up really easily, he thinks he’s unloveable but someone definitely fell so hard the first time they saw him

He’s so handsome but doesn’t think so

He is someone you wanna know more and more
Éden texted me first!!
Éden r u okay??
by redshoes13 December 8, 2023
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Èden

èden is a type of girl that no one can mess with she’s shy but feisty she’s beautiful and has been through a lot u would be lucky to have a èden.
Who are you taking to the prom jake?” “ im taking Èden she’s so pretty and so godamn badass”
by thecoolestteapotever February 9, 2025
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Eden Wan

He is a god and he can get any girl with ease. He 'Massachusets Slurpees' any girl he sees, including your mom and sister. He loves Apples of Edens and is the only thing he eats. Eden Wan is a guy who loves soccer and loves looking at girls right beside them.
"Damn son, he is such an Eden Wan"
"Yeah, I wish I could be an Eden Wan"

"When do you think you'll become an Eden Wan?"
"No one can be as good as him, girls or anything!"
by chiniese emporor December 12, 2017
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Eden,New York

Hick town in western New York, United States. Home of the Eden raiders. Shitty football team and even more shitty basketball team. Unpopular sports like volleyball and wrestling are not all that bad at. vary popular for its corn production hosting the Eden corn festival every August.
Y’all get the corn from Eden, New York I hear it’s not half bad?

Where the hell is eden,New York?
by EWGP May 21, 2018
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Eden Hazard

A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.
'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
by redberet October 20, 2018
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eden, nc

Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains, Eden is one of the shittiest towns south of the Virginia border. During daylight hours, many of their convenience stores have glass stem roses and chore boys in the same display cabinet. The largest competition in town is the race to see which is worse, the dropout rate, teen pregnancy rate, unemployment rate, and crime rate. At any given time, you'll likely encounter trailer urchins in squatted trucks with straight piped exhaust. Likely they are blasting shitty trap music while getting road head from an underage girl they more than likely picked up at Sheetz or Walmart. At one time, Miller Brewing was a prominent employer in town, but God left town the day they left. For fun, residents enjoy the Eden Inn, which was voted best place to overdose in the county! Shoplifting from Walmart is also a popular pastime idea, and although Miller Brewing is gone, the locals like their beer the way they like their violence: Domestic.

God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
Did you see the crime report? Eden, NC is tripping

What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
by Charliefoxtrot15336 October 13, 2019
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