dizzle atomic dump

This phrase refers to the most powerful, gaseous force known to mankind and it is a result of the mighty weight loss drink known as Slim Fast. "Mon Dat Be Some Powaful Shit" is what rastafarians used to say when exposed to its mystical, medicinal ways. A legend was born in a place called Tazewell, when a young high school wrestler started taking this popular weight loss regimen. Thus, he became famous for his "distinct" qualities over night. Lets just say that he was the only one known: "to be able to clear a room" with his atomic ability.

Ern, man you be takin' a dizzle atomic dump again!!! Literally, there goes the neighborhood!!! Fo' shizzle my ern dizzle!! Whew, damn what is that??

by Shaqueezle G. November 3, 2005

Dump Invalidation (DI)

A Dump Invalidation or a DI is when you are taking a dump and its so hard and dry that halfway through the painful process, you decide to suck the dump back up your butthole, eat some fruit, try again later, and hope for the best.

Person 1: man i just had to DI. it hurt like 712904 needles entering my butthole.

Person 2: HAHA. better luck next time.

Dump Invalidation (DI)

by mountainbuffalobro March 2, 2011

dump truck attorney

A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.

Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

relaxation dump

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

by KJones January 5, 2008

spicy dump

A terrible burning sensation as you take a dump

I wish I had ice for this spicy dump

by Karl Last November 4, 2013

phat dump

Slang term for a large defecation, usually a extinction level event. Clean up after this event usually involves incineration of all personal belongings, and change of identity.

Ryan:"I'm going to take a phat dump"
Everyone on earth: "prepares for apocalypse"

by notbigbrad September 21, 2021

Text A Dump

When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".

A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".

Brett took his cell to the bathroom with him, guess he had to text a dump.

by WarNPeace October 9, 2012