Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

There once was a myth, mere whispers in the wind that a great man had crushed the evil brooding in the world. He had been sent from the light unknown to cut though the damp darkness of the human heart. Born from celestial origin? We do not know. What we do know is his name:

Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

Since that day if something ridiculous has been seen or done it has been given a scaling system of ridiculousness:

Tame : Douglas
Mild : Ray Douglas/ Yeabley
Pretty wild: Ray dougie dougie Yeabsley
INSANE: RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY/ RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY

Tame: "I fell and cut my knee Douglasley"

Mild: " I slept with your mother"
"That's Ray Douglas"

Pretty Wild: "I slept with your father and mother in a satanic threesome"
"Fuck man, that's Ray dougi dougi Yeabley"

INSANE: "I just watched two girls one cup whilst pleasuring myself"
"Dude, that's RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY!!!! or RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY!!!!"

by Captain Banter May 21, 2008

Douglas Preston

Douglas Preston is a writer who was born in 1956. Since then he has written a number of thrillers with his writing partner Lincoln Child, including a series about a detective named Pendergast, and the first of a new series about a detective named Giddeon Crew. He has had a couple of his novels made into movies, including his novel 'Relic', a novel about a monster let loose in the Museum of Natural History. His recent non-fiction novel called 'The Monster of Florence', about a serial killer in Italy, will be made into a movie starring George Clooney who will play Doug.

Douglas has also made numerous appearances on various talk-shows, vouching for the innocence of Amanda Knox, an American exchange student who was convicted of murder in Italy. The same judge Mignini (the judge who convicted her) accused him of being an accessory to murder after Doug criticized the Italian police in his book 'The Monster of Florence'. Since he had absolutely no evidence to support his false claims, he had to let Douglas go.

Douglas Preston is the most awesome thriller writer of the decade.

by Gonzo666 April 6, 2011

douglas

A tall, presumptuous cunt who tried way to hard and constantly shits himself when attempting to leap. Renound for having faggotishly large ears that do nothing but catch wind while he jumps.

"Carl, why dont you go pick up that douglas off the basketball court, It reeks"

by Bob Langly December 5, 2013

Douglasing

To perform oral sex on a woman until you get cancer of the mouth/face

‘Where is Chris?’

‘He’s busy Douglasing’

by TheStreet June 10, 2018

Douglas

A crack head that often deals fringe and considers every friend of his a child.

Dude Douglas is my dad.

by Swedish foot fetish October 23, 2019

Douglas

This is the name of a man that will hunt down any girl he sets his sights on and he'll stop at nothing intill he gets that ass

Only if the girl is under 10 years of age

Also this man can be incredibly gay

NO DOUGLAS LEAVE HER ALONE YOU GAY BOI

by HEATER HIM SELF September 19, 2020

Douglass

The name of a super f***ing asshole who automatically gets all the chicks for some reason

Dude 1- man Douglass is such a dick
Dude2- your only saying that cuz he fucked your mom

by Sofa king hot March 4, 2021