Closet Drowning

When you are in the closet (talking about your sexuality) and you have been in there so long that you're drowning in all the cum from your countless masturbations because your too alone to have sex with anyone/anything else.

Person 1: Yo, Sam has got to come out the closet soon, everyone know it
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning

by BlackJayd April 20, 2018

Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022

drown in shit

to drink oneself to death.

a life of downing that hard stuff will make you drown in shit, man. liver death.

by the demiurge January 19, 2017

Drown Syndrome

Made up by rapper Ill Noise to decribe a very moist vagina.

When that pussy so stupid wet it give me drown syndrome.

by Beerbellybert May 7, 2024

drowning in bitches

To be surrounded by beautiful women

I’m drowning in bitches there’s so many hot girls near me.

by J Slasher April 13, 2023

Drowning

When a fish dies from lack of water.

"The fish jumped out of its bowl, and is drowning!" - a correct person.

by xXGeneric October 14, 2022

Drowning Bullfrog

The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.

I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.

by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022