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Domestic Engineer

a term for a housewife or stay at home mom. (or dad)
My mom doesn't work in an office, she's a domestic engineer.
Domestic Engineers don't get enough credit for all the work they do in the house.
by maryf September 16, 2008
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Doleski

An economic migrant from eastern Europe to the UK who, unlike the hardworking majority of newcomers, just dosses about claiming every benefit they can blag. The eastern European equivalent of the chav/scally/ned.

They can normally be distinguished by their habits of chain smoking, swigging the cheapest cans of beer their local off licence sells and pissing in suburban streets from mid-afternoon onwards. While wearing clothes from the early 90s.

They're especially prominent in the north-east London areas of Tottenham and Walthamstow, from where they clog up the Victoria line trains.

Male specimens tend to facially resemble red potatoes with buzzcuts if it's been sunny recently, while females inevitably have a look of Vladimir Putin about them.
"Cool, there's a couple of seats free on the tube."
"Shit, it's next to a gang of pissed-up Doleskis. Let's stand up in the next carriage eh, they probably smell of wee."
by Skoptsie July 12, 2007
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Break the silence with domestic violence

if you and your son/daughter will not speak to you BREAK THE SILENCE WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
oi jonny come here you lonely fuck I'm going to have to break the silence with domestic violence because you are not chatting to me
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It doesn't matter

Polite thing to say when you've accidentally revealed something that's bothering you.

Used so the other person forgets about it and doesn't worry.
Person 1 - Ah, yesterday was horrible.
Person 2 - Why? What happened?
Person 1 - It doesn't matter.

Person 2 - Cool, I'm going for some chips.
by Milonima October 26, 2014
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what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.
Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
by RicardoP89 January 28, 2007
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domeskie dome

when a girl puts her lips and tongue on a males reproductive organ (penis) and sucks
Erica choked after giving me DOMESKI DOME!!!!!!
by Dan March 18, 2005
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