donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Donkey Dick

Big Penis.

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't

by wt57 July 25, 2017

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human

Please stop donkeying around!!!!

by plattendreher March 15, 2012

Greek donkey

Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.

My life's goal is to give myself a Greek donkey on the porch of a Cracker Barrel.

by B-Nasty-Nasty-Nasty February 29, 2016

Genius Donkey

The politically correct way of calling somebody a 'smart arse'

(Student to the nerd of the class after he corrected the teacher):*sigh* you are such a Genius Donkey...

by Qwantum January 7, 2010

slob donkey

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.

Bro I was so hammered last night. Did I nail that slob donkey at the end of the bar???

by joeyballz November 25, 2015