Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger March 10, 2016
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Grade Dodger

1.) Someone who never does work or labor by the time it's due, usually resulting in cheated or faked work. Term is almost always given a bad wrap.

2.) Someone who usually doesn't have good time-management, and ends up being anxious or stressed most of the time.
Kid1: "I'm so stressed, I haven't done my homework at home since last year, and I still have an 89 in Math!"

Kid2: "How do you do that?"

Kid1: "Can I copy your ELA homework?"

Kid2: "I think your turning into a Grade Dodger."
by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017
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consonant dodger

A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.
The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.
by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020
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super dodger

An unvaccinated person who has not yet gotten covid of any kind.
"I'm surprised at you, you haven't gotten covid in the past two years."
"You must be a super dodger then."

"A super huh?"
by Amateur-txt July 26, 2022
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Dodger federer

Whenever someone is a god at dodging skillshots in any online game, preferablyLeague of Legends
Damn Ezreal dodged my hook again.
I guess he is Dodger Federer
by lil yeetus January 21, 2019
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Dodger hater

Someone who hates on the baseball team of the Los Angeles Dodgers, usually a giants fan or someone who just likes to try and piss a dodger fan off. Yet they probably don’t watch baseball or pissed that their team lost to them (They hate them, because they ain’t them)
Giants fan: DoDgErS sUcK
Random person hating: yeah dOdGeRs sUcK
Dodger fans: y’all just some typical Dodger haters, $4+ billion dollars and all the homegrown talent along with consistent winning seasons. Have fun rotting and your team’s ass getting kicked by them.
by SouthernerInTheNorth November 22, 2023
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crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.
"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"
by Joni-K July 06, 2016
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