Noun: A gorgeous dumpster diver possessing excellent diving skills. A teacher and leader in the movement against waste. Someone who brings the truth of horrific waste to the forefront of the movement against poverty. Usually has a side-kick with her so she can carry more and dive safely in dark places.
K - Let's check out this dumpster. This looks like fresh produce!
H - We have a large garden. Why do we need more produce?
K - We can rescue the good things and distribute them around the greater metropolis of Ebor.
H - Good thinking 99. May I borrow your mining helmet light? I see some beautiful melons here.
K - Yes, let's save those from going to waste! We should take photos of all of this and post it for the world to see how much good food is simply thrown out.
H- You are not simply a dumpster diver. You are a Dumpster Diva!
H - We have a large garden. Why do we need more produce?
K - We can rescue the good things and distribute them around the greater metropolis of Ebor.
H - Good thinking 99. May I borrow your mining helmet light? I see some beautiful melons here.
K - Yes, let's save those from going to waste! We should take photos of all of this and post it for the world to see how much good food is simply thrown out.
H- You are not simply a dumpster diver. You are a Dumpster Diva!
by Trollingtroll December 9, 2010
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Nowadays it has come to define the materialistic and demanding cuntbag. Most often, this modern low-to-middle-class household 'diva' is not relevant on so much as a local level; let alone the celebrity she tends to perceive herself as (even though she has more myspace friends and photo comments than all of *~da haterz~*.
The self-proclaimed suburb breed of diva is also convinced that she is the blueprint of the ideal woman, while she may appear completely beat to the average onlooker. She also has no education or career credentials to back up her overabundance of confidence. It doesn't matter; you are but another hater sippin' on that bottle of haterade.
Although there is very little significant activity in the lives of this observed diva species, recreation includes:
-updating photos on and checking comments for MySpace page
-raiding the kiosks at the mall which sell knock-off designer handbags
-shoes
-going to clubs, where aging desperates fund their tabs while they dance to the hottest mainstream rap songs and sweat their spray-on tan off
-verbally bashing less 'fabulous' individuals and loathing females more attractive than themselves.
-daddy issues
-participating in petty social drama
-not getting enough dick, thus feeling the need to convince the rest of the humanity of their grandiosity.
Nowadays it has come to define the materialistic and demanding cuntbag. Most often, this modern low-to-middle-class household 'diva' is not relevant on so much as a local level; let alone the celebrity she tends to perceive herself as (even though she has more myspace friends and photo comments than all of *~da haterz~*.
The self-proclaimed suburb breed of diva is also convinced that she is the blueprint of the ideal woman, while she may appear completely beat to the average onlooker. She also has no education or career credentials to back up her overabundance of confidence. It doesn't matter; you are but another hater sippin' on that bottle of haterade.
Although there is very little significant activity in the lives of this observed diva species, recreation includes:
-updating photos on and checking comments for MySpace page
-raiding the kiosks at the mall which sell knock-off designer handbags
-shoes
-going to clubs, where aging desperates fund their tabs while they dance to the hottest mainstream rap songs and sweat their spray-on tan off
-verbally bashing less 'fabulous' individuals and loathing females more attractive than themselves.
-daddy issues
-participating in petty social drama
-not getting enough dick, thus feeling the need to convince the rest of the humanity of their grandiosity.
No, a diva is not "the female version of a hustla", more like the female version of Sean "Puffy" Combs...except broke.
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Trevon: Cause she's a dick diva and nothin else matters.
Trevon: Cause she's a dick diva and nothin else matters.
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or commonly used as the Broke Down Diva
1) A woman that makes bad choices with money.
2) Label Whore
3) A woman thats addicted to high end fashion and can't afford it.
4) A materialistic and selfish woman that will do anything to get clothes and accessories.
5) A person that claims shes a DIVA and isn't famous or rich.
6) A person that will spend there child support check on there selves and the children dont receive the monies allocated to them.
7) ** Sometimes** A dead beat mom.
or commonly used as the Broke Down Diva
1) A woman that makes bad choices with money.
2) Label Whore
3) A woman thats addicted to high end fashion and can't afford it.
4) A materialistic and selfish woman that will do anything to get clothes and accessories.
5) A person that claims shes a DIVA and isn't famous or rich.
6) A person that will spend there child support check on there selves and the children dont receive the monies allocated to them.
7) ** Sometimes** A dead beat mom.
These Broke Divas will go out to the club dress all fly with brand named clothes, but their children are at home starving and struggling.
by Merci Merc December 9, 2012
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