Disbelief seat

The act of staying in your seat despite seeing someone who appears to need the seat more.

OR

Sitting in a seat marked for the disabled or elderly because: "its unlikely anyone disable or old is gonna get on the bus"

Guy: "That mans limping maybe we should move"
Guy 2: "Na hes faking it, anyways ima stay in my disbelief seat"

Woman: "excuse me that seat is for the elderly"
Man: "yeah no one old gets this bus so this is my disbelief seat"

by illmadic August 17, 2010

Dashen

Describes a person with passion for sex filled with love and lust.

The person is usually a gentleman but lets his inner demons takes over in the bedroom.

Girl 1: Last night I had a Dashen spend the night at my house.

Girl 2: Wow. You are so lucky!

by HonoraryAdvisor March 27, 2019

dipsheet

A sheet dipped in shit

Damn. I have to sleep with a dipsheet. @#$%&%%^*(

by sH4|)0wc47'h October 22, 2006

dishelping

The opposite of helping

You are not helping you are infact dishelping!

by Esepeonage January 17, 2017

Dishes are done Man

When I am So Fucked up from drugs , alcohol or both. I Always said to myself and others "My dishes are done man" which came from thee famous movie "Don't tell mom the babysitter is dead"

I'm So Fucked Up, Dishes are Done Man!!!

by Michael MF Jackson March 14, 2022

chronic dishevelment

An ailment suffered by people who look like hell most of the time, even when they are trying hard to not look like hell.

Betty: There's Tom, looking like walking hell again.
Jenny: He's the fucking poster child for chronic dishevelment.
Betty: Ha!

by mark52million March 9, 2019

diphernal

With two penises, usually arranged side-by-side, each supplied protein shake by one testicle. Inconvenient for everything other than threesomes, for which diphernal people are perfectly suited.

Ben's diphernal, but he's two ugly to get two bitches

by Ollie April 13, 2005