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Five Finger Discount

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"
by PatrioticLynx March 1, 2019
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discount tag

An alternative to tramp stamp, indicating the body with the tattoo affixed to the skin above the ass-crack does not require a great deal of investment.
The family planning aisle needs better discounts but check out the discount tag on that skank!
by John Elson December 20, 2018
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Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now
by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018
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discount jacksracing

Tim is discount jacksracing and is not a Chad.
Tim(discount jacksracing) fought jacksracing and lost terribly.
by Alfieallin February 6, 2022
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Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.
“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”
by anonymous January 4, 2021
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Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized
Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."
by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021
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Discount Goat

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.
tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.
by orangecrocs4life May 8, 2021
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