descenzo

a wonderful feild goal kicker most commonly mistaken for phil dawson

look its Troy descenzo no man its phil dawson

by Rocky chonga December 5, 2007

discontatured

to be very sick or out of line.

"kayleigh! quit being so discontatured!"
or
"that book we had to read was so discontatured."

by ktbadger January 6, 2008

Disconinction

A broken distinction, the failing equivelant of a distinction.

"Dude, what mark did you get?"
"I failed hard, a total disconinction."
"epic fail."

by Steve the seedy penguin May 4, 2009

Disconcord

To disagree with or have conflicting opinions of Concord grapes which are grown in or near the Panama Canal

"Man, These grapes suck"

"Dude, you're just expressing Disconcord, It's natural"

by Anthill Bootstomp March 10, 2010

disconsquirting

The disconcerting feeling one gets when one first encounters a "squirter" during engagement in sexual activity.

I didn't know she was a squirter, so I found the sudden spray of liquid during her orgasm to be very disconsquirting.

by Urban Leximologist April 14, 2010

Discontext

Discontexted - when autofill inserts a word into a text which creates dis-content and out-of-context communications between the texter and textee.

The teen blamed a discontext for announcing her arrival at motherhood when really her arrival was in her mother's neighborhood.

by Photo Bomb January 31, 2016

discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*

dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome

by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016