disasterbating

The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.

1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"

2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"

by Stretch911 April 19, 2011

disastrophe

A situation or event which scores, in severity, between disaster and catastrophe on the problem scale.

When Maddy realised, after a night of crying about her latest failed relationship, that she had an important Physics test the following day, she declared the situation a disastrophe, and continued sobbing.

by gangstayo December 29, 2009

Sneek dissin

Slang for talking behind someones back with hatred,rudeness,and discomfort

Daisy said you where sneek dissin about me and Emily.

by BruhitsAnon July 3, 2015

Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

by sa.l.t March 24, 2019

racial disability

An otherwise healthy person who suffers the consequences of their race.

That bum isn't handicapped. The only thing he suffers from is a racial disability.

by TXMAC February 5, 2007

dissin' on the missin'

making fun of someone for missing shots on the bball court

Rex shoots ball and misses completely.

Jim: dawg you suck at ballin
Rex: Yo man dont be dissin' on the missin'

by T-dizzay December 18, 2009

mattural disaster

A man made disaster as opposed to a natural disaster.

Did you see that Dodge truck cause a ten car pile up? What a mattural disaster!

by Ministry of Mattural Resources April 27, 2010