Displocated

Often mistaken with 'dislocation', it is another way of saying how something, especially a person, is not engaging enough in a lesson, almost alienating the teacher as well as the class, in a 'destructive' manner, that can 'ruin' a teacher, especially concerning those freaky teachers that scare people.

"Annie, you're very displocated from the lesson today, almost like a tourist"
"Ruthus, your displocations are getting worse than Annie's..."

by __Anon__ February 26, 2008

dimple dick

A lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as jingle junk.

Sex was uncomfortable with Toddy because he had a big old dimple dick.

by blonde ass jell-o fish October 29, 2011

diplomat

The art of telling someone to go fuck themselves in such a way that it sounds like a high compliment.

Captain Picard is an excellent diplomat.

by Ficcus June 16, 2016

diplo dunk

Acting like a complete and utter moron in every way possible.

Dude 1: Dude your acting like a autistic diplo dunk.
Dude 2: Oh sorry dude ill stop.

by Da Boss03 March 14, 2018

dimoploki

A terrible gacha game player. Can never roll good characters due to the lack of skill.

A: Hey man were you able to finally roll your waifu.
B: Nope. It's been months and I still can't get her.
A: Damm, you're such a dimoploki lol

by Predoom September 12, 2021

The Polish Diplomat

A Claw Hammer

Some fool cut me off in my car. Lucky for me I was prepared, so I brought out the Polish Diplomat and showed that fool what time it was!

by Marquito del Muerte September 29, 2011

Diploid

Diploid is a word that is typically used by the nerds of the 21st century. You would use the word as a name you would call someone if they made a stupid mistake or missed an answer on a test. The term originated in Laguna Middle School when a nerd noticed the term for a cell, diploid, sounded like a name you would call someone. The traditional method for "diploiding" someone is using your index finger to flick someone under the nose. This, however, proved to be too difficult and was changed to flicking someone with the nail side of your index finger anywhere on the face. The phrase commonly used for diploiding someone is, "Ya diploid, why'd ya do that?" It is supposed to be said with a very nerdy accent. "Ah, don't be such a diploid!" is also an acceptable phrase.

"Ya missed number 13, ya diploid!!!!!"

"Why do ya have to be such a diploid!!!!"

"Ya diploid!!! Ya diploid!!!! Ya diploid!!!!"

by NerdyDiploidMan October 30, 2011