deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

Deuce and Peace

The Upper Decker's kid brother, the deuce and peace is just dropping a deuce and peacing out.

- This job sucks. What should I do?
- Deuce and peace.

- This party sucks, I'm going to deuce and peace.

by t-o-i-m August 28, 2009

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

Deuce Nickel Tre

What people from the streets of Tacoma, Washington (such as The Hilltop) and surrounding areas call the area code 253.

"Deuce Nickel Tre, that sits in the South Sound." - Fice

by Martialyss December 29, 2016

Deuce of Spades

An unusually black and tarry load of feces. Extension of drop a deuceOrigination: Deuce = "#2"; Spades = a suit of 13 cards in a standard 52-card deck

Matt dropped a deuce of spades that was so black and sticky, the highway department could've paved over that pothole on Elm Street with it.

by ExitRamp June 23, 2004

deuce closet

A small bathroom that only contains a toilet.

My Dad is taking a shower upstairs but you can use the deuce closet.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

Deuce McAllister

Running back for the New Orleans Saints.

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.

by Hot Carl January 25, 2004