The Destructo Disk

Take a dish or plate, piss on it, freeze the plate then when the plate is frozen take it an slide it under a victim's bedroom door in the late hours. The room temperature will do the rest.

1: My roommate slide a The Destructo Disk under my door last night. My room smelled so bad this morning. I think I'll get him back with the good ol' poo butter.

2: Bro slow down what's The Destructo Disk?

1: You know? When someone takes a frozen plate of piss and let's it warm up in your room?

by in_an_unmarked_grave June 3, 2021

Destruction Aesthetics

Noun. Finding beauty or appeal in broken, destroyed, or collapsing things.

People think I'm strange for liking old, beat-up cars and collapsing buildings, but I just really enjoy destruction aesthetics.

by Ohreally? March 8, 2013

Destruct-a-Buck

The act of driving around in broad daylight in search of deer, or bucks, and then striking them with your car in the middle of the road, effectively killing the animal. Then indulging yourself and your partner to some hardcore anal sex over the dead animal and whilst on the road. Commonly during the act, partners use brute force on their partner and the corpse alike, but remember, NO FUCKING THE DEER. That's beastiality and gross.

Tom Cruise - Hey Eric, wanna go Destruct-a-Buck?

Eric Cartman - No, sorry brah, I got caught last time on account of me FUCKING the deer

Tom Cruise - What the hell is wrong with you

by The Alabama Firedragon man August 10, 2017

Destructitate

To break things and cause chaos while eating potatoes.

"The little boy destructitated his bedroom."

by Anonymous quokka October 27, 2020

spinal destruction

A brutal move in wrestling where the wrestler slams the opponent onto the floor of the ring bruising or sometimes damaging the spine.

Rick Redd just did his first spinal destruction!

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

mutually assured destruction

The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.

Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.

During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction

by Sparky August 30, 2003

point of destruction

when arguing with a parent, this is the point where the parent clearly knows that she has lost, and pulls her rank as an adult with a classic parent phrase, ie. "I will wash your mouth out with soap", "i said no. You dont need a reason why!". Once these phrases are said, it is clear the child has won the parents argument in their head, but will be beat because of their authority.

Dude, my mom was obviously at the point of destruction when we were arguing and she told me to go to my room!

by ncpigger May 18, 2011