Derin Guuuuuunnnneeerrr

A young lesbian looking male who hides his romantic interest for women under the name of Tayla.

Derin Guuuuuunnnneeerrr likes tayla you cunt fucking ass licker, will there be sesh/drink

by Urdadsfuckingclit June 24, 2018

derfing

the act of fucking a girl who is way below any normal standards

person 1:so i heard you went derfing last night.
person 2:yeah, I took pcp.

I wanted to go derfing, to I found the girl nicknamed Trailer Trash.

Bonus points if they have a kid.

by fred v. September 15, 2006

Derpnut

Is the term used to describe someone, who often acts a little oddly with dumbed down behavior, they are quirky and fun and bring constant amuesment to other people.

Everybody loves a Derpnut and wouldn't have them any other way.

I myself, am a Derpnut and want this word to grow, show other Derpnut's, that we are awesome!

Person A "Ha, ha, ha. Ooooo, you're such a Derpnut"

Person B "Tehehe, yeah but you wouldn't have it any other way!"

Person A "Of corse not, you're the best Derpnut of all!"

by Foal The Winnie March 26, 2013

derfing

When a guy and girl are sexually intimate, the practice of the guy to alternate between bottom and top holes (anus and vagina). No particular pattern of action is required, and the switch-off can be completely random (ie: top, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, bottom, bottom, top, fist).

Create special patterns to signify festive or celebratory events and occassions; re-live these occassions through fantastic, nostalgic sexual practices!

Donnie: Tim was derfing Julie and covered her vagina with shit.
Darcy: Goddam! O_O

by Pwnforce United December 27, 2005

depinto

a punkass bitch who likes to drink tea with his faggot friends. he looks black, but he really isn't. he serves no purpose in life and is most certainly going to be a drifter when he grows up.

Person 1: Do you see that dirty black guy outside the train station?
Person 2: Yea what a depinto

by JHancock15 May 2, 2010

Love Derping

Basically, it's the equivalent of cock blocking for kids or super religious people who abstain from premarital sex.

Speaking of love derping, earlier today Becky and I were talking after church, I had her eating out of the palm of my hand with every word I said. Then Randy came and started talking about Pokemon Go and she walked away. He totally love derped me!

by metalsandman999 May 23, 2017

Derpon

Like a moron, just much more derp.

Billy thought the world was really going to end in 2012, what a derpon.

by dreamfoundry April 11, 2011