by Mistress Missy December 17, 2008


(den.nes moh.munt) n. A momentary lapse in judgment, wherein a person becomes pompous and pretentious; bombastically overwhelmed by trivial matters.
“Bob was flying off the handle about how the fork is supposed to go next to the spoon. He was definitely having a Dennis Moment.”
by ScoobyDum July 15, 2010

Political comedian/commentator. Warm up act for has-been egotistical tennis star. Man who disguises innability to discern between right, and his opinion with a thesaurus.
by Black-Cat Bone August 4, 2004

by raawr :| June 21, 2022

The third most powerful man in America; the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives in the history of the United States; a former high school teacher and coach; a genuine human being known for his straight-talk and Midwestern values; works hard during the week in Washington and comes home during the weekend like most Americans, unlike run-of-the-mill politicians who aren't in touch with their constituents or reality since they spend all their time in Washington, DC.
by acb October 15, 2006

When one feels a sudden onset of the need to take a shit - when you know the escape of feces is eminent. (Such as after eating poorly prepared food at say, a Denny's Restraunt)
by ClarenceT September 27, 2003
