The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"
"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
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"Big Deme the Gigolo is kind of a big deal"
"I kinda of like hanging out with Big Deme the Gigolo because he looks like a pineapple"
"I kinda of like hanging out with Big Deme the Gigolo because he looks like a pineapple"
by Anonymous80 January 5, 2017
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The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023
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Get the kickin' like Van Damme mug.The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.
It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.
by 1bigreg November 21, 2011
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