1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.
2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.
3.) Girls who
will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.
4.) Young women who
clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.
5.) 1,000,000 girls on his
myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his
dick to be featured in his top 10.
6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.