damp napkin

When your girlfriend cums in your beard

I was eating my bitch put and she gave me a damp napkin

by Yaboi6798888 May 3, 2018

damp

When someone says something that is too dumb to be said.

Bro, did you know that you are on your computer
Me: what a damp question m8, and plz get out

by h2008 June 17, 2018

DAMF

(Prounced: dumuff)Known as a Dumb Ass Mother Fucker. When someone is a dumbass and a Mother fucker combined

It would be like someone sending a hate letter and signing their name, DAMF.
When someone is dumb (dumbass) and Mean (mother fucker) at the same time.

by A. Tedder December 28, 2007

damp

the opposite to moist
its crappy and shite and boring

man that tv show is so fucking damp

by darryl June 22, 2003

damnfuckin

To be of some great stature; extreme; intense; epic, if you will.

Bro, that girl's damnfuckin hot.

Nukka, its damnfuckin hot outside today.

by Evyn Jaymzz May 10, 2008

dampyre

- a goth dude who thinks he is an urbanite
- a person who subscribes to the theory of urban density while having no knowledge of the subject.
- a cool animal
- also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai midget boys.

What? You think there is no crime in Chicago? You must be a dampyre!

by subdude April 10, 2003

dampnessly

To descibe that something is wet using incorrect grammar.

the shirt dampnessly the pants

by Maxi Nad. November 28, 2007