This is when you date someone (usually a girl) who has just recently been dumped by a guy. Usually when the guy dates the girl and then dumps her after a few days because he realizes she has appearance problems which he didn't notice before
by Samiz January 13, 2008
Team Damage : an elite group of extremely good-looking people led by the beautiful and handsome Chris Damage. Everyone wishes they trapped as hard as The Team.
Your MCM: Bro the concert was lit af last night nigga it got even doper when Team Damage showed up and fucked all of our bitches
by TheKingDamage March 23, 2017
What happens when your inner trauma is buried so deep that it could potentially reincarnate before you do.
I thought we were having a normal conversation. Suddenly I tripped right over they disassociated damage. Totally changed everything.
by Reversebatmam December 12, 2021
by Nick Fannin March 22, 2007
by Sornsen June 05, 2005
When pain has been inflicted on an individual to such an extent that surrounding by-standers can't help but sympathize with the victim.
Bob: So I heard Steve got kicked in the balls by his girlfriend.
Tom: Fuck ya, I was there, every dude in the class room including our teacher suffered major splash damage.
Tom: Fuck ya, I was there, every dude in the class room including our teacher suffered major splash damage.
by BlazeRaider May 17, 2009
When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.
Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.
by KablamoBill April 20, 2012