dalton trieber

A retard who has a girlfriend miraculously and eats mushrooms all day. He loves them. He is mushroom.

Look at that dalton trieber he is pretty gay and retarded.

by Yeetfoss December 19, 2019

DALTON Benight

A faggot, but he sits by a badass

Dalton benight is gay

by Throne1344 October 26, 2018

Dalton Knecht

Number #4 on the Lakers, he can make every three pointer so you can't leave him open at any time. Some even put him right after Curry in the best-shooters conversation. He is the next Jordan for sure.

Oh no! Dalton Knecht is open with the ball, Lakers are definitely winning this game.

by thelebronjames23 June 06, 2025

Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.

That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!

by RaccoonHater69 March 05, 2018

dalton earnest

That bro that was her supple infomercial

Yo, that dalton earnest shit yo

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 16, 2023

dalton vasseur

Sucks a mean dick and loves food .

Man she's a dalton vasseur

by Dog watcher 98 December 20, 2016

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 07, 2020