Douchebag Asscrack

A person (male) that is notorious for constantly leaving one girl and moving on to the next. A douchebag Asscrack is commonly will have lighter colored hair- maybe red or blonde.
He likes to spend a lot of time with bros whether it be at school or on a sports team like baseball or basketball. DBACs just dont spend enough time with girls to be able to understand them.

A douchebag asscrack is very full of himself and willing to take advantage of others, so a dbac will commonly be tall, thick, or both.

Avoid douchebag asscracks, for the douchebaggery asscrackery will catch up with you in a hurry. If a douchebag asscrack ever tells you he loves you, in a way that you might say it if someone offered you narcotics, JUST SAY NO!

DBAC- Hey guurrll i loove you soo much! we will be married some day!

Girl- :)

DBAC-Just kidding that girl over there is hotter

Girl- WTF

DBAC- Its not your fault im a douchebag asscrack! its just too much fun to quit!

by Homediggity playa June 23, 2011

Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD)

The natural inclination of certain members of the female gender to have sex with terrible dudes.

Although there are a lot of hot birds in this bar, the Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD) is through the roof. We need to skate out of here immediately.

by The Real Matty Dubs September 29, 2008

Douchebabe

An individual, usually female, who is annoying but hot.

Man, Megan Fox is such a douchebabe.

by Malachus July 21, 2009

Douchebag Comptroller

A complete fuckup. A person wearing colorful robes who does not understand basic orders about standing in a corner. A jackass overlord who does not realize he/she/it has done anything wrong. A Movoldo of unspeakable acts.

"I'm in the fucking corner! Arglebargle!", declared the douchebag comptroller.

So we're looking at some naked pictures of Jessica Biel and this douchebag comptroller runs over trying to put his dick in our ear...what the fuck is that about?

by Millyy November 8, 2006

That douchebag in high school

You know the one. The one who everyone hated but no one really told him it to his face. The one who would be super touchy with girls and suck up to them like crazy. The one who would invite himself to parties when it was clear no one wanted him there. The one who always would suck up to the popular kids despite the fact that they hated him. The one who thought that if he talked in a really loud voice it would make him funny/important. The one who would try out for every sport but barely be good enough to make JV. The one you so desperately wished someone would smack or tell off. The one who bragged about his beer drinking/pot smoking prowess. The one who would name drop the popular kids or hot girls in conversations to sound like he's connected to them in some way. You know the one. And you fucking hated him.

That douchebag in high school probably went on to only pass his tech classes if it makes you feel any better.

by Eric RRRRRRRR February 22, 2009

Douchebag McFucktard

Acting like an ass and then facing the repercussions.

Hey, look at that Douchebag McFucktard taunting a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo.

by hellyes January 19, 2008

douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.

Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Sam: God, what a douchebag.

by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005