Douche

Someone who wears "big label belts" while taking pictures with items such as champagne, or slutty girls. Typically characterized as "too cool."
"I saw a lot of douches at the club last night."
by caffcoi November 29, 2013
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douche

an over used term to insult someone
Guy 1: hows it going?

Guy 2: your a douche
by tree tree tree123 November 16, 2009
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douche

A useless human, typically male, entity acting to further the patriarchy, either intentionally or unintentionally.
The guy who messaged me on Tinder turned out to be a douche, imagine that!
by annadoes December 18, 2015
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 09, 2016
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Douche

Some one who is a total asshole , the kind of person that would cheat on their girlfriend after they knocked her up
I can't believe he called you a fat whore!
your pregnant and its his fault!
Hes such a douche!
by Alexandra Nicole June 24, 2009
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douche

the word you type in after you have found out that you have misspelt it as doosh.
"I'm a retard and I cant spell worth shit! Doosh, douche, it's all the same to me!"
by LaneB November 04, 2005
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