Glazed donut

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.

"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"

by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016

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Piggy donut

When someone gets 0 kills and 10 deaths in Call of Duty(high negative).We call it piggy donut because it resembles a Small penis and 2 Big balls

Omg this kid just went 0-10 ,he just dropped a piggy donut

by Adri4n557 July 10, 2016

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Hurtz Donut

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"

Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?

by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010

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Dumb Donut

Someone who isn't the brightest. One could even say they have a gap between their ears. They are essentially the opposite of a smart cookie.

Carol: My sister is pregnant and I can't wait for the gender reveal. It's so exciting to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle.

Carl: Oh Carol, you are a dumb donut!

by Sheepherder37 June 4, 2020

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donuthead

The equivalent of a crackhead, but with donuts.

Two dozen donuts later, she came back from her break in a donuthead stupor, entirely unaware of how obvious it was to her workmates.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019

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Hot Donut

A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.

Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!

by BigDeff June 25, 2012

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