The disease of being a hypocrite.
Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020
Get the Hypocritis Diseasemug. When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.
<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.
by Mehrune March 13, 2009
Get the Crotchkins diseasemug. The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.
I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.
by nuninthemorning August 7, 2009
Get the Balzheimer's Diseasemug. by LilUziIsaNigger June 24, 2022
Get the Sami Diseasemug. A game that children play where one child acts as the Disease Fly. The other children build a fort with blankets on a bed. The Disease Fly kid must try and break his/her way into the fort and get inside to disease the other kids. If the Fly gets in, the Disease Fly wins. The defending kids generally never win, it's just how long they can last.
by TheDiseaseFly February 3, 2021
Get the Disease Flymug. 
Get the Tractor Diseasemug. Person 1: "Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, and Black Veil Brides sucks."
Person 2: "Are you being serious? You must have Lozrocks disease."
Person 2: "Are you being serious? You must have Lozrocks disease."
by FIRrocks and Laurenn_Elainee December 6, 2012
Get the Lozrocks diseasemug.