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Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018
mugGet the Clements Diseasemug.

Rogersons Disease

The chafing of the nipples; Caused by running with a cotton shirt.
Rogersons Disease can bleed, and it will.
by xXquickscopenoscopeprolegitXx December 2, 2010
mugGet the Rogersons Diseasemug.

Tractor Disease

You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.
by STPenney April 6, 2011
mugGet the Tractor Diseasemug.

exzachary disease

When someones face looks exzachary(excactly) like their ass.
George has pretty severe exzachary disease
by Betabox March 31, 2008
mugGet the exzachary diseasemug.

Disease Fly

A game that children play where one child acts as the Disease Fly. The other children build a fort with blankets on a bed. The Disease Fly kid must try and break his/her way into the fort and get inside to disease the other kids. If the Fly gets in, the Disease Fly wins. The defending kids generally never win, it's just how long they can last.
Hey Kevin, do you wanna play Disease Fly? I'll be the fly today.
by TheDiseaseFly February 3, 2021
mugGet the Disease Flymug.

Emma disease

A condition in where the patient is extremely cute and sweet. In some cases, they might deny these accusations, but that is just a symptom. They also tend to be a fashion statement.
Wow! She's cute and sweet! I think she has Emma disease.
by She's great:) May 13, 2021
mugGet the Emma diseasemug.

Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.
When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.
by marshalynn January 11, 2011
mugGet the Man Diseasemug.

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