I wouldn't dare

What would I not dare to do? To whom SPECIFICALLY are you talking? It isn't ME! Because there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to punish you for taking what's mine. WHAT WOULD I DARE NOT DO TO A FUCKING CHARITY CASE? 80,000 a month for inferiority to me.

Hym "I wouldn't dare? What would I not dare? Create a situation where so-and-sos would be radically disincentivized from DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO? Like I did? Would YOU dare to do that? Is that something YOU would dare to do? That thing I said? Because that sounded like a threat. I'm not negotiating with you (or anyone for that matter). I'm not even COMMANDING ANYONE. I'm telling you the future. I'm like a seer. I'm holding a million threads and no matter which one I cut, the outcome is the same."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Daring Liar

A person who lies about something that could easily be contradicted however gets away with it due to the lack of question and doubt from said-lie.

“He was being a Daring Liar after pretending he was looking for his homework that he never did in front of his teacher.”

by Latin Dinosaur August 25, 2023

Dare-Devil

When a guys penis has an upwards curve to it and he precedes to lay at a 45 degree angle. He then takes a hot wheels car and lays it on his chest and proceeds to let it roll and jump off his penis.

You should totally Dare-Devil the mystery machine.

by 1918182 September 12, 2023

Pizza Dare

When you order a pizza for delivery (or any takeaway) and the woman opens the door naked or in underwear.

Sometimes this can lead to more like groping as a tip or even oral or sex.

She wanted to try the pizza dare so took off her clothes and ordered a pizza to answer the door to the driver wearing nothing.

by jbadman October 1, 2023

do it cunt, I dare you.

What you say to call someone out. Usually to fight.

at the pub - come on, do it cunt, I dare you.

by kam75xx April 26, 2024

Oliver Dare

His hair is the cause of Global Warming, they are estimated a 2000 Degrees Celsius, Fattest Ranga dog cunt to ever live

He's an Oliver Dare

by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 28, 2021

Dare

dare, the sweetest, cutest and prettiest person i’ve ever met. dare loves me for who i am and i love dare for who they are. i love dare so much it’s incomprehensible to the human brain. i love talking to dare it makes my day a lot better and it’s the most enjoyable part of my. day dare is the highlight of my day. i love them so much

if you’re feeling down, go talk to dare they’ll make your day a lot better:)

by meisanturtle August 3, 2022