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Meat cushion

Is the act of squeezing and fitting/fixing ur head inside the vagina pussy where both flaps wrap around ur entire head.
She meat cushioned me last night!
Are you able to meat cushion a guy with ease ?
Are you into meat cushioning ?
by Iysyaboyskinnypenis October 23, 2017
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Yummy Whoopie Cushion

The act of eating a Red Velvet confectionery out of a female anus.
Hey Johnny, I just bought this red velvet cupcake so I can give Jenny a Yummy Whoopie Cushion
by Knivesace February 25, 2025
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Flipped the cushion now everything's ok...

Com origem na série "How I Met Your Mother", a expressão, significa, "successful cover up", e pode ser utilizada em várias situações, por exemplo: quando vês alguém na rua que não queres cumprimentar, então, escondes te atrás de uma árvore, ou seja, a pessoa não te vê, "flipped the cushion now everything's ok...",

Contexto
Neste episódio é evidenciado o problema compulsivo de Marshall em fazer montagens com músicas e fotos feitas ambas por ele, em que ele retrata atividades diárias e acontecimentos impactantes. Esta expressão específica vem da montagem sobre comida chinesa "Ordered Chinese food today! Some Mushu Pork sause got awaaaay... Flipped the cushion now everything's ok...", fazendo uma expressão de satisfação pelo seu "successful cover up" aka virando a almofada do sofá cheia de molho ao contrário.
- Quando a tua mãe te pede para arrumar o quarto e tu simplesmente atiras tudo para dentro do armário, mas não faz mal porque fechas a porta....."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
- Quando deixas cair o cigarro ao chão na rua mas pegas sem ninguém ver e continuas a fumar, porque o dinheiro para tabaco está escasso...."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
- Quando tas a cozinhar e como dá demasiado ir ver a receita metes só tudo lá para dentro e esperas para que no final dê certo...."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
- Quando tens o cabelo oleoso mas não te apetece lavar e como está frio podes só usar uma Burka apara absorver o óleo...."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
by cellymary November 27, 2023
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Soggy Cushion

Take a bunch of ecstasy, lather up in essential oils, and hump on the couch for hours.
"How was your Labor Day, Bob?"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."

"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"
by Dolly Fartin September 18, 2023
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Cover the cushions

When nature, by way of a chilling breeze or sudden rainfall, makes you realize your genitals are exposed.
Brrrr...I've gotta cover the cushions!
by Rod Peters November 4, 2025
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Homemade whoopie cushion

When you blow into your girls pussy and push on her stomach to make her queef.
Yo I pulled a homemade whoopie cushion on my girl this week.
by IMAaceU888 April 23, 2021
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Woman-cushion

When someone blows an impressive amount of air into the vagina, then sits on her stomach so all the air queefs out like a Whoopie-cushion.
Nothing turns me on like the noise and smell of my woman-cushion.
by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022
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