muffin crumbs

this is some animate or inanimate object stuck in the pubic hair of a girl's genital area. This can be anything from a condom wrapper, post it note, lint, E. coli to an old sucker.

I was going down on this girl until I found out she had a bunch of muffin crumbs, and then I decided to get tested.

by LuxBc June 30, 2007

Poop Crumbs

The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop

-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better

by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009

cumbaggery

A term used to describe a situation when people are fucking around, not getting anything done, and acting generally like cumbags, douchebags, fucktards, and dickwads.

"...but enough of this cumbaggery and skullduggery; I've got shit to do."

by kmj January 20, 2003

cumasmic

A substitute word for 'orgasmic'. Used primarily by the male population since they do not orgasm. She makes me feel cumasmic.

Dude that hot girl's ass makes me feel cumasmic everytime i look at it. I wanna bang her already!

by Mickmister & XLDick January 30, 2008

cumback kid

it's the adjective when one ejaculates in hand and slaps it on others or own back

haha, you're a cumback kid!

ewwww...he just made you his cumback kid!

by tippit April 12, 2010

cumasaurus rex

Positioning your arms like dinosaur while cumming on a girls face.

"Girl, he totality cumasaurus rexed on my face!"

by -DW March 10, 2014

vag crumbs

the cheese like particles that are excreted from a vagina due to a vaginal infections

OMG i just saw that girls panties and there are vag crumbs all up in it

by hunkyboy May 27, 2010