Cum

When you want to write "come" but you're too lazy and cool so you write "cum". That's it. Stop.

Can you cum over to my house to play Mario Kart? Only Mario Kart. No.

by no. stop. please. December 17, 2018

Cum

It's a fusion between Coke and Rum. It's sweet and the thots loves it.

John: What's the thing you are drinking?
Me: Oh, it's just cum.

by MagicPiova March 21, 2019

Cum

Sticky white milk that comes out of a penis and it tastes funny

After i cum I feel weak again

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 26, 2019

Cum

After a man ejaculates or has sex, your body starts to get warm and this white liquid come out of the urethral opening. If u "cum" in a girl u may get her pregnant. Then"cum" fertilizes the sack which takes 9 months for the baby to come out of.

I just ejaculated and CUM went everywhere.

by ThenAndNow January 16, 2017

Cum

White stuff that comes out of a mans dick during sex

I was fucking a random girl and I started to cum in her ass. She asked for me to go harder so I started going in and out. She said "can you fuck my pussy now" so I said sure. I took my dick out of her ass and cum started to ooze out. I inserted my dick in her pussy and started to fuck her as hard as I could. After I took my dick out I asked "can you suck my dick." She did and I started to cum in her mouth and she swallowed it and started to lick the rest. She said she had to piss but I told her to hold it in because we weren't done yet I started to play with her boobs and fuck her pussy again. She said she had to pee again so I said I didn't care she ended up pissing on me. I got mad and said "get the fuck off me and go piss in the toilet. Do I look like a toilet to you"

by H0rny b1tch January 31, 2021

Cum

A whore's favourite snack

That bitch is starving for cum

by Bigassnigga 22i0 September 16, 2018

Cum

A white, often gelatinous and salty fluid that is stored in the bladder

Cum is stored in the bladder

by hitlerdidnothingwrng420harambe February 26, 2019