cockblocker

The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.

John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.

by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003

cockblocker

one who prevents one from engaging in pleasurable experiences with another person.

this scenario generally happens when the "cockblocker" is jealous because THEY aren't getting and if they can't have any then neither can you.

cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.

ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"

ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"

by the DanL March 17, 2010

copckblock

An act of cockblocking, performed by any type of police officer, typically preventing sexual intercourse from occurring between couples belonging to the magical under-21 year old demographic, who are otherwise completely innocent of anything. Also typically occurs when the police officer involved is inexplicably feeling particularly unwilling to catch real criminals, and has no good reason for performing the copckblock. Fuck dem popos.

Bro 1: Yo bros! Bros! Last night I was about to eat some tasty pussy when some fuckin' pigs kicked in my window and made me go home! I wasn't even drunk, when I asked for a Breathalyzer to prove it, that fuckin asshole took it out and hit me in the mouth with it, giggled a lot, yelled 'FACIAL' and drove off. Fuck the police, bro.
Bro 2: Yeah you totally got copckblocked, bro. Fuck the police.

Cop 1: Dude, we've hit up Dunkin' Deezy four times already tonight and given three senior citizens speeding tickets, enough stopping crime for tonight--there are some kids making out at a picnic table up there, whatta ya say?
Cop 2: Fuck yeah, copckblock those motherfuckers! Put the siren on, dude, let's run up on these fools!

by Samuel Lyons May 22, 2008

Clockblocked

When you're trying to get it in with a lady, and it's suddenly time to go ( because your ride is here/ the place closes/ it's time for her to leave etc. ) and you end up never getting to do anything with her.

Girl: I so wanna fuck you right now!

You: oh baby, let's do it!

Girl: Oh shit my moms here to pick me up, I gotta go!

You: ...well...damn...

Your friend: Well shit dude, Id say you just got clockblocked!

by RyGuyW September 23, 2011

Cockblack

Cockblack, n: A cockblock that has a power level of over 9000.

Arthur: Hey lets go out!

Tricia: Lets go to Madagascar!

Zaphod: Wanna see my space ship?

-Tricia and Zaphod fly off in spaceship-

Arthur: damn it not another cockblack....

by Cyrus cybernetics corperation December 16, 2011

cockblock

to be blocked while trying to get some action

while i was running my game on sam, rotunda jones( her fat friend) tried to cockblock me

by Mr 1 derful December 9, 2008

Cockblocker

Someone who prevents you from getting some, such as Aaron Disease.

That cockblocker kept following us around.

by byahhh October 13, 2006