Cricket

The sound of leather hitting willow that takes me back to my schoolboy days. Me and WG opening for Gloucestershire while the birds were singing and a cool summer breeze blowing southwards towards the pavilion. The rain from the previous creating a rather sticky wicket which one must take guard upon.

In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years.

In the words of 10cc

"I don't like cricket no, no, no."
"I love it!"
"Yeah"

And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq
"Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down"

by Sir Dale esq August 29, 2006

cricket leggin

so messed up your leggs feel like jello when you walk and bend weird ways

Man, im cricket leggin right now!

by BIG D DOIRON April 8, 2011

defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

by BBB April 17, 2005

crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

by AK-85 April 22, 2006

Alabama Swamp Cricket

1. Is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, "Eww what the fuck is that?"

2. Best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.

3. An alias of Fairuza Balk (chick from The Waterboy movie)

Billy Ray: "Hey Willy, how'd your date go?"
Willy: "Shit. That bitch looked like an Alabama Swamp Cricket so I kicked her out of my pick'em-up truck three minutes after I picked her ass up. After she gave me a pinch of her dip of course..."
Billy Ray: "Ha ha. Git-r-done."

by Bickel101 October 14, 2009

pub cricket

The act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively bumping into women's breasts without getting caught. Each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. Players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer "bat".

"Damn! Wilson's picked up 19 not out!"
"Shit, I went out for a duck."

by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003

Cricket

A variation of darts frequently played in bars.

Grab the darts from the barkeeper and let's play cricket.

by MikeK July 20, 2008