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Cranking

Playing AS LOUD AND INTENSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ON YOUR INSTRUMENT in marching band. If your lips aren't bleeding, you aren't cranking loud enough. Don't be loud and wrong, though. Loud and slaw doesn't count as cranking.
"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."
by lylune September 4, 2025
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cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.
Quit cranking your closet and come out already
by itchygabe December 10, 2025
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Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)

I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)
Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !
by swag master josh April 3, 2013
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Sweet Canning

When latency in a multiplier game causes a player to "skip" from one point in the map/game to another.

The phrase was originally a reference to an episode of The Simpsons, where the TV Show "Rock Bottom" aired a segment on Homer Simpson. The segment included a video which was edited to skip back and fourth, such that Homer made out the words "sweet can".
*Player two skipped from inside the factory to outside due to connection issues*
Player 1: "Ha, player two is sweet canning"
by R&DGuy March 8, 2014
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Ball Cranking

Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles
I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.
by 1956315649 September 25, 2014
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death canning

The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker
Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion
by Lucky_chubs October 2, 2017
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Couchie craning

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.
I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed
by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019
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