jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

butterfly cramps

when you’re nervous about a special someone and you’re on your period

Shit bro I think I have butterfly cramps. He makes me feel nervous and plus I got my period yesterday and these cramps are just not helping.

by nikepoush879 December 2, 2021

Pen Cramp

A pain in your fingers after using a pen. Can be caused by either writing or drawing, (as well as other pen uses). Similar to Writer's Cramp.

OW FUCK I THINK IVE GOT PEN CRAMP
no -no guys its not wanker's cramp, Ive been drawing for the past hour and a half

by Comic_27 January 16, 2021

Adventure Cramp

A pain in the abdomen caused by extreme sexual positioning.

I am sure she got an Adventure cramp after what I did to her last night.

by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Cramp Job

When you jerk off and get a cramp

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job

by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016