Crambo

a person who has waited till the last minute to study, trying to memorize as much information as possible before a test or exam.

John doesn't have a hope of passing his history exam unless he goes all Crambo on that shit.

by mk_ultra February 17, 2009

Cramon

The genetically modified fruit of a Cranberry and a Lemon, if there was one. It is a beautiful shade of soft orange and the perfect mix of sweet and tangy. Its flavour brings pleasant thoughts to the person enjoying a Cramon, such as sunshine, Christmas, and cranberry lemon scones. Although this fruit does not yet exist, its birth is inevitable as the combination of cranberry with lemon is perfect for drinks, desserts, and even main entrees.

A: I would love to make some cranberry lemon squares but am out of lemons!

B: I have the perfect solution, a Cramon! Now we can use those cranberries for garnish!

A: A Cramon! How brilliant!

by dessert_tree454 February 4, 2010

Cramberries

When you shove your balls inside a woman's vagina

My girlfriend loves it when I give her my cramberries

by DR.DICTER March 20, 2017

liquid cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense, usually projectile, diarrhea

You can't run out of the room, I'm experiencing liquid cramps.

by M Smoov July 2, 2009

eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.

Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum

by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019

The Cramer Effect

The so called "Crammer effect" is a phenomenon where the host of Mad Money, Jim Cramer, will announce that a stock/crypto will go one way, but the actual long-term outcome will be the absolute opposite of said prediction.

1: Oh man, I invested all of my money into Coinbase stock like Cramer said "Coinbase to $475" on his show Mad Money
2: Jim Cramer ? Have you never heard of the Cramer Effect ?
1: I guess I shouldn't listen to his advice anymore.

by LilGanja1337 May 11, 2022

Wanker’s Cramp

Wanker’s Cramp is a wrist cramp commonly recived after masturbating for long periods of time.

Example:
Billy recived wanker’s cramp during his attempt of the 60-minute masturbation challenge

by Bekfas December 18, 2018