Corey the bagel

A sexy twink who speaks in cursive

OH MY GOD DIME YOU ARE SUCH A COREY THE BAGEL.

by maggithebagel April 14, 2021

Corey

Corey is somebody who is very fucking bad at iMessage games.

“I just played iMessages games with a loser”

“Dude, you played with a Corey?”

by lills13xo February 3, 2022

Corey’s asshole

The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.

Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like

guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.

by Thesigmamale April 22, 2022

Corey

A very handsome boy, who has many talents drawing and putting things together as well as being the occasional photographer and cook and personal therapist. Corey is a “nigga knowing the real” and is 4kt. Lastly and most importantly Corey is Teyanna’s soulmate and best friend, he’s the best boyfriend who endlessly supports her.

person:”a nigga knowing the real”
another person: “you mean corey?”

him:”aww they’re so cute together”
her: “yea corey and teyanna are soulmates”
him:”they should wake up and break up”

by realniggaaaaaaaa January 4, 2023

Corey

Corey is a very athletic person but he struggles financially which is why most of the time you will see him wearing really tight pants because he can't afford any new clothes. This is the reason why Corey puts so much effort into his sports. Corey is academically talented but the downside is that his handwriting is illegible which causes him to fail a majority of his classes. Since Corey is so homeless he usually steals his friends food but in exchange he drives them in his lesbi-mobile that he stole. He also has a hot sister

damn look at that dude hes a corey

by wayway224 October 3, 2023

Pulling a Corbyn

Telling someone your taking them out and changing your mind last minute,

I told the misses I was going to take her for a nice meal on her birthday for months but I don't fancy it so I'm pulling a Corbyn and staying in instead.

by Nelderd November 9, 2019

Pulling a Corbyn

Going into a task with unwarranted confidence and bravado and falling flat on your face.

"I can build this ikea wardrobe in a hour" 4 hours later as you have a mental breakdown you think to yourself "Im pulling a Corbyn, should have just paid for the assembly service".

by Bojo1 January 15, 2020