Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all

I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.

by Scritty April 15, 2010

contagidiginosis

In the words of Heather Brewer, "Apparently, it eats away the lining of the stomach like acid and comes from cross-eyed antelopes in Africa" (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Tenth Grade Bleeds).

I can't go to the dance tonight, I've got contagidiginosis.

by c-unit88 February 28, 2011

eye contact

Used to make people do things for you; avoid this if you don't want to help people

Avoid eye contact, and you won't have to help.

by Libertarian94 September 24, 2015

Cootah

Another word for pussy

She had a lovely cootah

by Daddy Pancakes May 5, 2019

chotap

The act of backhanding someone in the crotch area when they are not paying attention

Brian wasnt looking, so i suprised him by giving him the cotap of his life.

by Ryan White February 1, 2004

containister

A word that is used to describe a container or canister of sorts. Perhaps a box, bottle, can, or even a hamper.

Person 1: "Where the helk is my bud at?"
Person 2: "Did you check your containister??"
Person 1: "I done looked in there three times already..."

by Dr.Decoy May 24, 2006

contarino

A noble and wise person able to accomplish many things often the word CONTARINO can be used in correlation or instead of cool, awesome, best, or terrific.

Those sunglasses look CONTARINO

That is so CONTARINO right there

I wish I was more CONTARINO

by GINO MACCIA January 22, 2008