Conner

An absolute mega MUNCH he wants women but has negative rizz so he must munch on himself.

Dont be Conner be better.

by THE_THINKER07 March 27, 2023

Conner

Conner is a term which describes any guy who sleeps with his friend's wife, behind his back.

Bob: "Jim, Sheryl told me everything. I can't believe you'd do this to me!"
Jim: "Aren't you the one who always talked about how you preferred an open, monogamous relationship, Bob?"
Bob: "Fuck you, you're such a conner."

by happilypolygamous May 1, 2021

connering

Acting like a dumbass idiot for no reason at all

Look at that fuckhead! He's connering so hard right now.

by Ashley1994 November 5, 2015

conner ashton

conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.

"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

Conner

Your a fucking midget mate

Shelby- your freind is lanky
Josh- hes smaller than me , he’s a midget

Conner -IM AVERAGE SIZE IN THE SANE SIZE AS YOU

by Big fat bill November 2, 2019

Conner Edward Smith

Most often used to describe someone who flakes. Often appears to have a box like head and blinks excessively. Uses words and phrases such as: ok, bet, just kidding, and not kidding. Has the mindset that everything he owns is superior to his opposers.

Guy1: I can't believe he said he was going to come to my party but never showed up.
Guy2: he sounds like a total Conner Edward Smith

by Johnnyon the spot June 13, 2016

Conner Franzen

Conner Franzen, also known as Boogie, is an annoying little girl, plays fortnite non-stop, and is able to make feces art

Yo stop being a Conner franzen

by Grayson Halbert April 11, 2020