A person,(usually identifiably racist) who fetishizes the confederacy so much that they routinely masturbate into a confederate battle flag.
Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker
Other acceptable spellings include: Confedewanker, confedawanker
Hey confederwanker, no matter how much jizz you pump onto that flag, it’s not going to add more stars!
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Confusder
• confuser
• confuderen
• confunderstand
• Confusded
• confuserated
• confuseration
• confusererd
• confusering
• Confusmerse
The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1
You: Confuckermation!
Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!
Example 2
That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
You: Confuckermation!
Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!
Example 2
That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
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