Concrete Matter

A term used to describe something that exists. Made famous by YouTuber Scott the Woz.

I was wondering how much of a real lawyer are you. Are you real as in professional, or real as in concrete matter?

by KaisertheChad November 25, 2022

concrete blocks

Also known as a cinder block. Used in construction for basements and foundations.

Someone stole my wheels and I found by car up on concrete blocks.

by Paul Hofffmann June 15, 2007

concrete crashers

Large ass feet or shoes like fucking giant

person one: GAWDDDD DAYUM LOOK AT HIS FEET

person two: OH NAWW HE GOT THEM CONCRETE CRASHERS ONG 💀 BRO MAKES THE GROUND SHAKE EVERY STEP HE TAKES

by stinkabutt 😁🫶🏾 September 22, 2022

Concrete or Gravel?

A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).

Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?

Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)

Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).

by Studs Lonigan III December 06, 2024

concrete sweet

Naive and innocent to the greatest degree.

I wouldn't try the rusty trombone with Shannon, she's concrete sweet.

by Spider1106 June 17, 2017

Concrete Pillow

A pillow that is made of concrete, made for the most manly men (Chuck Fuckin' Norris)

I'm a huge pussy, a concrete pillow would only break all the bones in my body when I sleep.

by Finn Germy June 02, 2017

Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.

I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.

by Thegoatin-gtown May 25, 2011