completely fair

An inappropriate, cold response to a serious or emotional situation or comment from someone. To be used when the responder really doesn't give a shit. Most effective when used as a hashtag to a ridiculous situation. For example, ruthless capitalist extraordinaire Kevin O'Leary saying it's a "great thing" that 3.5 billion people live in abject poverty was a #completelyfair comment. Best used as a hashtag. Absolutely necessary given all the ridiculousness in the world.

1: My mom died of cancer today after a five year fight.

2: #completelyfair

Liberal: It sucks that 3.5 billion people are living on basically nothing.
Super rich white guy: Completely fair.

by BrownSanctimony January 26, 2014

Complete Fucking Dumbass

Someone who has not mastered the Russian language.

Dayman says I am a Complete Fucking Dumbass because I have not mastered the Russian language. I cried a little.

by LilacLB January 24, 2011

completist

A person, usually a fanboy type, who desires to collect all the work of a specific author or artist. Most common with jazz and rock musicians, where studio outtakes and live performances are collected and traded. Generally mildly derogatory.

You'd think he'd give it up after the fourth Dick's Picks CD, but truth be told he's just an over-the-top Dead completist.

by Lady Csyde November 24, 2005

Complete Hash of it

A phrase used to describe an event where someone does something in completely the wrong fashion.

Oh Derek, you've made a complete hash of this.

by HiTmAN December 26, 2003

And. Vine. Complete.

When one observes a scene in real life that should've been a Vine. See "End Scene"

"I can't believe she fell! And. Vine. Complete."

by Tkk23 November 17, 2014

Completion Day

The first day in a girl's life when she gives head to completion.

It took twenty years, but it was finally completion day on February 4th when she finished the job.

by The Limit does Not Exist March 12, 2012

Complete the Rainbow

Complete the rainbow is the action of having sexual intercourse with one or more individuals from each of the fraternities on campus. Leaving this way, an entire variety of fraternity colors, like a rainbow.

Claire decided to Complete the Rainbow, thus, slept with guys from each of the fraternities on her school.

by Serena V May 5, 2008