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Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".
Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!
by Dago February 5, 2004
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Ta-Coma

That sleepy feeling you get when you eat too many tacos,
*Jerry* " fuck I ate too many tacos, I'm so sleepy."

*Derek* " Don't u fucking have a Ta-Coma on me now Jerry, I'm so sick of ur shit."
by Don't-Fucking-Ask-Why July 26, 2015
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food coma

A state in which a person is generally lethargic, lazy, and very full from eating a large meal. A large meal shall be defined as a meal containing high amounts of carbohydrates.

After eating such a meal, a person usually cannot eat anymore because they are too tired to carry on.

A common cause of such weariness can be directly related to eating turkey at Thanksgiving. Turkey contains Tryptophan, a sleep inducing chemical.
Another cause of food coma comes from drinking too much wine with a big meal.
The real cause of Food Coma comes from eating too much carbs that will eventually break down in the stomach, causing an inordinate amt. of blood to rush to the system.

To releive the effects of food coma, one can unbutton their pants so their stomach can expand beyond normal perameters.
Also, it is advised that a person take a short nap, followed by a large dessert.
Gee adam, i'm really tired. I think the tryptophan in that turkey is putting me to sleep.

Tasha was so full she unbuttoned her pants to help releive her Food Coma before taking a nap.
by gdiggity May 21, 2006
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CMFAO

My gf is out of town this weekend so i'll be cmfao
by seanrock August 2, 2009
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Penis Coma

When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.
Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?

Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
by Josh Ward October 21, 2010
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comasturbatory

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.
by G. Thomas January 8, 2007
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Comfart

Noun: A fart that relieves tension and makes one feel more at ease; a comforting fart.
The comfart during the big test was relieving for her.
by cheddarz October 25, 2010
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