Colton

Really fucking gay and sucks a fortnite also might have a little foot fetish. He always blames the lag

So I was playing fortnite and had a Colton on my squad

by Gshein August 2, 2018

colton

A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it

man colton is a loser

by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019

Colton

he's a dipshit that looks like a toe nail but you love him because he sends you nudes of all the hottest girls he sucks in bed and lasts two seconds in bed and only has a millimetre peter but he's a legit guy and has your back when you need him

colton is a bitch

by hsbsbekisnenslew May 31, 2018

Colton

A Colton is a ladies-man. A Colton is an asshole. A Colton will get mad if you spell it as Colten. He has hair like a Pomeranian.

Colton, you are such a fucking Pomeranian.

by Animae5life_webkinz.comm June 9, 2018

Colton Hudson

Mega Trap

Have you heard of Colton Hudson? He is a trap, pretending to be a female, but he's actually a male

by coltonhudsonisatrap June 11, 2018

colton

someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.

“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late

by truth69420 June 26, 2019

Colton

yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat

Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison

by CraftyChef November 12, 2019