The coolest girl on the block. Has a sweet and loving personality and is very bubbly. Her tweets and Instagram posts and very heartwarming and will make you smile until your cheeks hurt. Overall, she's awesome and we all love her. Oh, I forgot to add that she's married to Mikey Way.
"Who's that?"
"The picture of a person on my phone?"
"Yeah, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Kristin Colby Way!
"The picture of a person on my phone?"
"Yeah, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Kristin Colby Way!
by gatekeepinggaslightinggirlboss November 28, 2019

colby is a gay ass, sped asd, nigga bitch ass, Jimmy nutron lookin head ass, 2 finger bichass, hit by a train add nigga.
by God 420 69 May 6, 2019

by tehone March 22, 2004

Colby is absolutely amazing. Colby is sexy and hot and the finest man alive. Colby has the biggest dick around and could steal your girl AND your man. If you hurt Colby or his friends you are dead. Colby is so sweet and kind but will screw you over in seconds if he feels necessary. He is such a fine man. I live for Colby.
Boy 1) “omg look thats Colby! he is so sexy!”
Girl 1) “omg you’re right that is Colby! “he is the sexiest!”
Girl 1) “omg you’re right that is Colby! “he is the sexiest!”
by Viktor Loves Colby April 18, 2022

An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
by The Chosen afgjdkfssadfgh,jjm April 3, 2011

Someone who enjoys watching their girlfriend fucked by one man or multiple groups of men at one time. EXTREME colby’s usually masturbate while watching their wife get penetrated.
by giveme2tho3 September 27, 2025

Colby is an absolute pedophile that has no life. Usually lonely, a “Colby” has divorced parents that hate him. Also, a “Colby” might have a huge interest in a sport, but sucks at all of them. Someone like this also hits on any girl that smiles at him.
“Oh man, that guy just got beat up, must be a Colby”.
“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”
“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”
by TheWiseOn3 April 7, 2020
