Murray cocker

A man who statistically gets no bitches.

Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.

See that gay dropping shit history game over there ? He’s such a Murray cocker , he has no rizz

by ScatmanJohn June 18, 2022

Christopher Cockerill

Christopher Cockerill means an idiot

Christopher Cockerill is not intelligent

by Delboyhowe500 July 19, 2022

Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 2, 2019

Daniel the Cocker Spaniel

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt

O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!

by DanieltheCockerSpaniel12345 July 26, 2023

cocker

A slang term for the Autococker Paintball gun.

Will you use your new cocker in the next game?

No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.

by Hi January 4, 2004

Cockerdoodle

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!

Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle

by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009

cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009