Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

by jim June 5, 2003

Jockblocked

The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.

Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.

by whattheflutka February 22, 2011

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011

mom cock block

When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.

"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."

by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009

Coffee Cock Block

a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.

Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.

by jbnewengland June 15, 2010

cockinblock

A medieval guillotine used to punish men for crimes. Commonly referred to as "the penis clever" and "the chop-a-cock"

Man 1: "I heard ethan was getting sent to the cockinblock"
Man 2: "May god have mercy on his soul."

by tj123 August 20, 2013

Chocoblocked

When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.

I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.

by Twisteromono September 17, 2013