Coach Golden

He has a good since of hummer and he is a great and and a great Christian and he if gets mad at the team he gets mad

Coach Golden has coached football for a long time

by Trainer Riebel September 19, 2021

dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

Coach mario

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious

That's a coach Mario joke

by Morganr19 September 21, 2016

coach stockton

Sensei that will chop throats if has been wronged by his students.

coach Stockton: get to work boy before you get throat chopped.
student: yes , coach stockton

by eagles15 June 14, 2016

Coach Frank

the best skating teacher around in Port idk how to say it. He makes you grind rails, Pop ollies, Skate around and session and EVEN PUMP

man i met a cool Coach Frank down at skate.school

by midasxd July 24, 2021

Coach joe

Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.

Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”

by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019

coach purcell

Beaver ass nigga that can't close her mouth cause her teeth some shark teeth

Coach Purcell go back to your home.

by Big titty butch May 16, 2017