Coitus umbilicus

The act of engaging in intercourse, to climax or not, with the umbilicus/navel/belly button. It frequently occurs in inexperienced males that are seeking any dark crevice for sexual pleasure while lacking in knowledge of the female anatomy. It can also be intentional, especially when the sexual act involves a partner, male or female, with a significant amount soft tissue is present in the neighboring structures. It is not to be confused with coitus panniculus, engaging in coitus with the folds of abdominal fat.

I was unaware of the female anatomy my first sexual interaction. While searching for home, I engaged in coitus umbilicus as she writhed from pain as her happy trail was mechanically stripped of hair from the friction.

by William Black August 26, 2013

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Coitus

When you get fucked by a large inverted dragon cock with a mutant plant growing through it.

Example 1: I committed coitus last night
Example 2: would like to have coitus baby boo hunny bun?

by InsanityUB March 30, 2017

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clitseckz

Clitseckz is the act of doing the sex in teh clit yo

Comeon bitch gimme teh clitsecks

by OMGWTFOMG! October 16, 2003

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Cletus

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Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.

by Ciolabella April 18, 2008

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