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Coitus umbilicus

The act of engaging in intercourse, to climax or not, with the umbilicus/navel/belly button. It frequently occurs in inexperienced males that are seeking any dark crevice for sexual pleasure while lacking in knowledge of the female anatomy. It can also be intentional, especially when the sexual act involves a partner, male or female, with a significant amount soft tissue is present in the neighboring structures. It is not to be confused with coitus panniculus, engaging in coitus with the folds of abdominal fat.
I was unaware of the female anatomy my first sexual interaction. While searching for home, I engaged in coitus umbilicus as she writhed from pain as her happy trail was mechanically stripped of hair from the friction.
by William Black August 26, 2013
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Coitus

When you get fucked by a large inverted dragon cock with a mutant plant growing through it.
Example 1: I committed coitus last night
Example 2: would like to have coitus baby boo hunny bun?
by InsanityUB March 30, 2017
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clitseckz

Clitseckz is the act of doing the sex in teh clit yo
Comeon bitch gimme teh clitsecks
by OMGWTFOMG! October 16, 2003
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Cletus

cletus froggy
by Notcletus September 8, 2019
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Coitus Mysterioso

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.
by Ciolabella April 18, 2008
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coitus interruptus

Sex terminating due to interruption prior to successful ejaculation.
Coitus interruptus - When some jerk barges in when you are busy coiting. Real bummer.
by Super fun happy times November 6, 2009
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Cliture

noun. A picture taken of a vulva that is e-mailed or sms texted to a person for virtual sex purposes.
Will you send me a cliture, it would be so hottt?
by arable May 12, 2011
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